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Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.
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25 of 29 found the following review helpful:
Quite simply miraculous!Jul 11, 2013
By L. Hennessy
As a semi-professional nurse attending an Accident and Emergency ward in a large London hospital, I was constantly frustrated by the limitations of the technology we were using to treat patients.
As the economy turned towards recession and departmental funding started to be reduced, our managers started looking for ways to make cuts - at first it was small items: no coffee-making facilities in the kitchens; toilet rolls instead of swabs - that sort of thing.
Fortunately this little box saved the day - soon after the x-ray machine was dispensed with, one of our staff stumbled across it as they were sweeping up patient detritus in the waiting room. Coincidentally, he had just cut his finger on a discarded scalpel and gladly made use of them as quickly as he could.
To all our amazement, when he peeled off the plaster to show us the gory details, there was NO WOUND AT ALL. It wasn't long before we put two and two together; now we use these little beauties for everything! Broken leg? Stick on a plaster! Funny rash - slap it on! Annoying voices in your head telling you to kill and bury the dog in the back garden? place one of these on your forehead and they're a thing of the past.
They not only provide the user with breathable padding, but also lend a sense of one-ness with the universe.
And don't worry about the pack running out - we've treated over 40 patients tonight, but strangely only one plaster has gone.
This could be the answer to the problem of the NHS. Thanks Amazon!
3 of 3 found the following review helpful:
Jesus really does work miracles!Dec 06, 2012
I originally wanted to purchase "bacon band-aids" for my White Elephant gift. They were perfect. Everyone loves bacon! I knew they would be the perfect mini gift to give one of my friends. I scrolled over to place my order, when I saw they were sold out. After I wiped away my tears, I ordered the next best thing: Jesus band-aids. They sounded ideal. You cut your hand? Jesus band-aid. You stub your toe? Jesus band-aid. I was anxiously awaiting my order when I felt a calm come over me. "My child," the voice said "you have done well. Now seek your reward". Confused, I continued to wait. When my package finally arrived, I tore off the tape and dumped out the contents; a little faith goes a long ways. Before me, I held a box of bacon band-aids! I could not believe it! Halleluiah, it's a miracle! Jesus spoke to me and answered my prayers! Praise Him!
However, if you are insistent about ACTUALLY ordering the Jesus band-aids, I don't know what will be shipped to you... Good luck!
3 of 3 found the following review helpful:
Stocking StufferFeb 23, 2012
I bought these bandaids to go in my mother's Christmas stocking, because her favorite saying is "Jesus is my homeboy." It was so fun to see her pull them out on Christmas morning. She really got a laugh out of it. I thought they were a great gag gift.
1 of 1 found the following review helpful:
it was a handsome bandaidJul 25, 2013
By Stanley Brodsky
i used onetwothreefourfive bandaidsjust like that
it was a handsome bandaid
and what i want to know is
how do you like your honeykissed crust
4 of 6 found the following review helpful:
Works Miracles and then some.Dec 22, 2010
I bought the Jesus bandages a few months ago and put them in my medicine cabinet for use in the incidence that I cut myself. Eventually I fell victim to my own clumsiness last night when I cut myself playing 5 finger filet with a few of my friends by the bridge. I applied said Jesus Bandages and noticed once the bandage touched my skin the bleeding stopped immediately. Throughout the night I cut myself again and again due to Marky's bathtub gin lowering my coordination, and kept applying the Jesus Bandages until I had used up the entire package.
This morning when I woke up I was stunned to find that there was no pain coming from any of my cuts. They were in fact completely healed. It was a miracle! Of course I decided to leave them on because lets face it, the bandages are quite fashionable. Over the course of the rest of the day I began to notice many new changes that were taking place. While taking a shower I thought about how I was out of wine and then the water instantly turned into it. The blind beggar at the end of the street can now see after I tripped and fell on him, and more recently I found myself standing in the middle of the lake just walking around on the water. The best part by far, however, has been the fact that this bag of goldfish is never ending, seriously it just keeps on refilling itself.
The downside has been in the last few hours I have been getting many suspicious looks from people as if I have been doing something wrong. The cops have questioned me twice and I had to go in front of the Mayor while he washed his hands. Even as the cops knock on my door with what looks like an angry mob holding a piece of wood in the shape of a t, I felt that I had to comment on how absolutely wonderful these bandages are.
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